LATE ONE NIGHT I'M PISSED SO I DECIDE TO TAKE CONTROL OF TROLLPASTA BUT INSTEAD OF HACKING IT I DECIDE TO GO AND KILL LOLSKELETONS!!!!!!!!!!
I FIND LOLSKELETONS AT HIS PARENTS HOUSE ON 666 SATAN WAY IN HELL I BREAK IN AND STORM THE BASEMENT WHERE HE IS SITTING AT HIS COMPUTER WITH FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND PIZZA CRUSTS AROUND HIM I YELL "DIE MOTHAFUCKA" AND BLAST HIM IN HIS EYEHOLE AND THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT OF HIS SKELETON!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THEN GET ON HIS COMPUTER AND POST A MESSAGE THAT SAYS VAMPIRESWILLNEVERHURTYOU IS THE BEST AND I LOVEZZZ MCR AND I'M DEAD FUR REALZ NOW SO VAMPIRES IS YOUR NEW LEADER!!!!!!!!!
LOLSKELETONS MOTHER COMES INTO THE BASEMENT AND SEES ME AND I SAY "Do I smell meatloaf?"
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